Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them
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me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
If you’re all alone… and the pretty birds have flown… honey I’m still free… take a chance on me…
Take a chance on a shelter or rescue pet TODAY!
my lit teacher cracks me up
Andre is not a happy camper
AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER
A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER